Theory of Froggie Evolution of man

Scientists has recently revealed the Higgs Boson theory, or the "God particle' that gives mass to the universe. Hold your breath.  And now Kapitankokak will present my very own Theory of Froggie Evolution of Man.

 One of the hardest things to do in a parent’s life is to try and explain where babies come from. Often parents tend to take the well known cute little story about the birds and the bees, because it a short simple story. The first thing to start of the discussion should be naming the two most important necessary things that are a must in order to make a baby and that are the sperm and the egg.

Bedtime story of Mr.Tadpole.

The life we know now comes from sperm and an egg.   Sperm comes from the male reproductive part of the male organ the penis.   The life of the sperm is quite fascinating.   I am going to proceed to tell you a story about Mr. Tadpole and the wonderful journey he is about to go on.  

Mr. Tadpole’s life began in a small city called Spermatogenesis along with his billions of tadpole family members.   They must stay within the city Spermatogenesis to continue to grow for the next 72 days to develop into mature sperm cells before they move into the Town of Scrotum.   When Mr. Tadpole was growing he was just spermatocytes in which he contains 46 chromosomes, including one X sex chromosomes and one Y sex chromosome.   He began dividing into two spermatids that equally amount to 23 chromosomes.   Half of him is the X sex chromosome, and the other half is the Y chromosome.   Mr. Tadpole has a head and cone shaped midsection and a tail that will help him swim on his journey when he is ready to leave the town Scrotum.   Although Mr. Tadpole is very small he plays an important part in the reproduction system, as he will soon be meeting an egg called Miss. Ova   

Mr. Tadpole has now reached his 72 days and is ready for his journey along with the rest of his mature 3 billion family members as they are not knowing exactly when they are leaving a great unexpected blood is surged their surrounding town and is being ejaculated and so Mr. Tadpole begins to swim in a frenzy but he keeps on swimming to avoid his family members from a scented destination that he simply cannot resist.   His receptors are telling him which way to go and all he knows is that he needs to get there before any of his family members get there.   The journey seems long and he does not look back, as the others have taken some other routes, and others are trying to keep up with Mr. Tadpole he finally reaches his this unfamiliar destination... 

WHAT DO EXPERTS SAY?

When released from the testis, the sperm spend two to 10 days passing through the epididymis. During this journey, the sperm mature and gain the ability to move (swim or become motile).At the start of ejaculation, waves of muscle contractions transport the sperm, with a small amount of fluid

Studies show that low mobility male infertility would have been the result of multiple semen samples demonstrating slow or low mobility or motility sperm.   Sperm motility is a term that describes sperm's ability to move in an active fashion: in other words, are the sperm "strong swimmers?" In healthy sperm, typically more than 50% are active with over 25% moving forcefully in one direction. Motility enables the sperm to travel through the cervical canal, into the uterus and the fallopian tubes and, finally, to penetrate the egg. A healthy sperm cell will have a shape similar to a tadpole. The sperm's oval head contains the genetic material, the center provides energy and the tail propels the sperm forward.

Low mobility or motility sperm may fail due to a defective tail (flagellum). Experts believe that abnormally shaped sperm cannot fertilize an egg. Like a tadpole, sperm with short slow, or abnormally formed tails are unlikely to progress through the female reproductive tract.  This is not the only problem with sperm that can cause male infertility.  In other men the cause may be a low sperm count (the most severe is complete absence of any sperm), or abnormally shaped sperm that lack the ability to penetrate an egg. Motility, speed and morphology appear to be the most important factors to assess the fertilizing capability of sperm. Despite a low sperm count, many men with high-quality (viable and highly mobile) sperm may still be fertile.

By combining acupuncture, herbal medicine and supplements, experts have been able to effectively enhance and improve the quality of sperm. Not only do the count, morphology and motility improve but sperm fragmentation is often successfully treated.

The FROG TEST: 

 The frog test was introduced by Lancelot Hogben, which still was used in the 1950s and allowed the frog to remain alive and be used repeatedly: a female frog was injected with serum or urine of the patient; if the frog produced eggs within the next 24 hours, the test was positive. This was called the Bufo test, named after the toad genus Bufo, which was originally used for the test. Other species of toads and frogs have been used later on. ...


The Froggies are everywhere: 

Since humans metamorphosed from a tadpole to their present form,  the froggies are everywhere,  in politics, sports, media, arts or just your ordinary guy. although they are not seen with their real form. but they mix with  you under their "human skin"  Remember the TV series "V"?  Here are some of the documented sp