Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Sangdosenang Sapatos



Saw last weekend at CCP the SANGDOSENANG SAPATOS, a children’s musical based on a book by my good friend Dr. Luis Gatmaitan who is a Palanca Awards Hall of Famer, about a shoemaker’s love for his physically disabled daughter and his family.

 The play revolves around a middle class family in the Philippines, with a father who is an excellent shoemaker, his loving wife, and their two beautiful daughters. The father’s longtime dream is for their younger daughter to become a ballerina someday. He vows to make the best ballerina shoes for her. But his dream gets shattered when they find out that the baby’s feet are not and will not be developed as normal limbs. Hoping to help realize his father’s dream, the older daughter enrolls in a ballet class but fails to make it good in the art form. The father remains hopeful that someday he will have a ballerina for a daughter.

As the physically-challenged younger child grows, she suffers from unfair and rude treatment from other children. Her entire family tries to protect and defend her from the unkindness of the people who make fun of her. The elder sister patiently and lovingly takes on the role of her only playmate and her constant protector. The entire family showers the younger girl with unconditional love, affection and special care.

Every time her birthday draws near, she tells her older sister her that she always dreams about certain pairs of shoes. Then, bad luck strikes the family. The father dies after the younger daughter’s twelfth birthday. After the burial of the good father, while arranging the personal items of the deceased, the older sister discovers an unopened box filled with the best shoes crafted by their father. The two sisters and their mother are surprised to see that the twelve pairs of shoes in the boxes look exactly the same as the shoes that the younger girl saw in her dreams.

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!!

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Friday, July 12, 2013

CINEMALAYA 2013 FILMS



CATEGORY:  NEW BREED
BABAGWA (Spider)
By Jason Paul Laxamana
An Internet scammer falls in love with a wealthy old maid while trying to swindle her using a fake Facebook profile.
DEBOSYON
By Alvin B. Yapan
Mando, a Bikolano devotee of Ina, Virgin of Peñafrancia, Patroness of Bikolandia, injures himself in the middle of the forest at the foot of the Mayon Volcano.  He will be nursed back to health by a mysterious woman, Salome, living there.  They will fall in love with each other.  But when Mando invites her to come with him to the plains, Salome refuses, saying a curse prohibits her from leaving the forest.  Salome holds a secret that will devastate Mando’s love for her.  Mando relies on his devotion to the Virgin of Peñafrancia to lift the curse, making him realize just how inextricably linked are the virtues of love and faith.
INSTANT MOMMY
By Leo Abaya
In order to solve a personal predicament, Bechayda, a wardrobe assistant in TV commercials, pretends to be pregnant.
The film is one summer’s journey with her as she reaches the fateful decision amidst a highly visualized world where the video screen not only reigns supreme but is also the frame within which a usually unsuspecting public accesses the content of image-makers.
NUWEBE
By Joseph Israel M. Laban


Inspired by the actual story of one of the youngest mothers in Philippine history, NUWEBE follows the story of Krista who at the tender age of 9 got pregnant from the sexual abuse perpetrated by her own father.  Her story is complex.  Krista refuses to see herself as a victim.  With an almost documentary style, NUWEBE follows Krista’s story as she demonstrates a level of resilience uncommon to her age.  Her mother on the other hand is torn between her love for her child and her love for her husband.
PUROK 7
By Carlo Obispo
A countryside dramedy (drama-comedy) that follows the story of 14-year-old Diana and her younger brother who live by themselves after their mother went abroad and their father lived with another woman.
QUICK CHANGE
By Eduardo Roy Jr.
Life of Dorina a middle-aged transsexual looking for his niche amidst the complexities of the world he is in.  This is a story of suffering, acceptance and hope.
REKORDER
By Mikhail Red
REKORDER tells the story of a former 1980's film cameraman who now currently works as a movie pirate operating in present day Manila.  He routinely smuggles a digital camcorder into movie theaters in order to illegally record films.  One night he records something else... And the footage goes viral.
THE DIPLOMAT HOTEL
By Christopher Ad Castillo
Victoria Lansang is a popular news reporter who has been requested to mediate a hostage crisis.  And in front of a national television audience, something horribly goes wrong and people are killed while Victoria suffers a mental breakdown.
A year later, she's eager to get back into the game but the only assignment she can get is to do a documentary on the last night of The Diplomat Hotel in Baguio City, a crumbling and abandoned building infamously known for its bloody past and its hauntings and has carved a place in Philippine ghost lore.
Looking for redemption, she arrives there with her crew and they start filming.  But as they get deeper into the night, the place starts to exert its will on them and they find out exactly what monstrous evil awaits at The Diplomat Hotel.
By daybreak, their lives will never be the same again.
TRANSIT
By Hannah Espia
TRANSIT begins and ends in an airport during a father and son's transit flight from Tel Aviv to Manila.  It tells the story of Moises, a Filipino single-dad working as a caregiver in Herzliya, Israel, who comes home to his son Joshua's 4th birthday.  It was on that day that Moises, together with their Filipino neighbors, Janet and her daughter Yael, find out that the Israeli government is going to deport children of foreign workers.  Afraid of the new law, Moises and Janet decide to hide their children from the immigration police by making them stay inside the house.
DAVID F.
By Manny Palo


Black is scientifically the absence of color, but not all who see it are color-blind, figuratively.


David F. weaves three stories that take a look at the lineage of African Americans in the Philippines – from American soldiers in the Fil-Am war to the Amboys in the former Clark Airfield, and how we Pinoys take to them.                                                                                                     


It begins with the Philippine-American war in the early 1900’s when two Filipinos want to get the reward money for capturing David Fagan, the African-American soldier who deserted the U.S. army to join the Filipino revolutionaries against the new colonizers.  Another thread of the film takes a look at the life of a Filipina during the Japanese occupation before the return of General Douglas MacArthur in 1944 who gives birth to a baby that turns out to be black-skinned.


And then in contemporary times, a black gay impersonator in a comedy bar, whose father is an African American soldier based in Clark Air Base in Angeles City, tries to find his father who abandoned them.


In the course of history, the “F” in “David F.” may spell different levels of discrimination. But would we also admit that we Filipinos are bigots ourselves?   

CATEGORY:  DIRECTORS SHOWCASE

AMOR y MUERTE
By Ces Evangelista
AMOR y MUERTE is an erotic 16th Century period drama; an examination of the initial encounter between the Indios (natives) and their colonizers (Spaniards) and their conflicting views on love, passion, religion and sexuality.
EXTRA
By Jeffrey Jeturian
EXTRA (A Bit Player) is a socio-realist drama-comedy film, which follows a seemingly usual day in the life of LOIDA MALABANAN (Vilma Santos) as she embarks on yet another shooting day of a soap opera as an extra. As the shoot goes on, we get a glimpse of the truth in the ruling system of the production as well as the exploitation on the marginalized laborers like her.
PORNO
By Adolfo B. Alix Jr.
Three souls, one explicit illusion. To find the ultimate joy in their empty lives.  A safe haven, where passion and love mean humanity, ecstasy means enlightenment; and the soul is the ultimate arbiter of the truth.
SANA DATI
By Jerrold Tarog
Andrea Gonzaga has accepted her fate by agreeing to marry a man she does not love.  But a few hours before her wedding, someone arrives to remind her of the true love she once had and lost.  SANA DATI is a love story about bittersweet compromises and real- life decisions.  It is the third part of Jerrold Tarog's Camera Trilogy after CONFESSIONAL and MANGATYANAN.
THE LIARS
By Gil M. Portes
The Liars is the story of a journalist (Eloisa) whose expose' of the truth results in life-changing consequences to a baseball team of poor boys.  Inspired by a true story.


SHORT FILMS:
 
Bakaw is a day in the life of a child who steals at the Navotas fishport.

Katapusang Labok depicts the struggles of fishermen who must deal with environmental abuse and the effects of coral harvesting on their livelihood.

Missing tackles the subject of forced disappearances.

Onang is the classic tale of a young probinsyana who seeks her fortune in the big city.

Para kay Ama is about a young Chinese-Filipino girl who discovers she has a half-brother when she meets him on the last day of her father’s wake.

Pukpok is one adolescent’s transition to manhood as he hurdles a case characterized by excessive blood, superstition and a man with failing eyesight.

Sa Wakas is a reflection on the bond of a father and daughter tested by cultural, political and religious hypocrisy.

Taya is about a 12-year-old boy who learns to play the game of life with a new set of friends. The film highlights how traditional Filipino games reflect the realities and disparities of our society.

The Houseband's Wife is an essay about a typical OFW family, with the OFW wife as breadwinner and the husband left in the Philippines to care for the children.  Technology and the internet bridges the physical distance but shatters domestic harmony when the wife, on a Skype video call, sees a bra, not hers, hanging in the marital closet.

Tutob begins when recent bombings in the region put authorities on alert. A mysterious, strange-looking native Maranao man dressed up in Muslim attire shows up.  He is tasked to fetch a package from his boss' contact.  From a rural area in the mountains, he rides his motorcycle to the city to get the package.  On his way back, he is stopped at an army checkpoint.  Speaking Maranao, he says he doesn’t know what’s in the package, but the Visayan-speaking soldiers don’t understand him and insist on opening it.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin?

 

"Kung saan, kailan, at paanong labanan, magpasabi ka lang. Hindi kita uurungan!"Sharon Cuneta, Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin?

Myrna and Lito plunge into marriage at a very young age. Both unprepared and still immature. But their relationship suddenly collapses when Lito gets into an illicit relationship with an older woman, Glacilda. Leaving Myrna alone and pregnant. But still, Myrna remained strong and moved on with her life.. 




Tuesday, July 2, 2013

World UFO Day and UP Chapel





Dateline: July 2.  World UFO Day. World UFO day is the day dedicated to the existence of Undentified Flying Object to mark  the Roswell incident in 1947 when an airborne object (believed UFO)  crashed on a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, The most popular theory of what happened is that the object was a spacecraft containing extraterrestrial life. Since the late 1970s, the Roswell incident has been the subject of much controversy, and conspiracy theories have arisen about the event.The first World UFO Day was celebrated in 2001. The organizers say that they "see a future in which UFOs aren’t speculations anymore, but part of daily life."


Eight years later. a UFO landed in UP Diliman. In 1955, Father Delaney commissioned Locsin to design a chapel that was open and could easily accommodate 1,000 people.Mass was first celebrated in the church on December 20, 1955.

 The Church of Holy Sacrifice became the first circular chapel with the altar in its center in the country, and the first to have a thin shell concrete dome.
The dome of the church is supported by pillars located along its rim; no supports block the space inside. The unique design of the dome allows natural lighting and ventilation. At the middle of the dome is a circular skylight, which supports the triangular bell tower. The bell tower, then extends to the interior, supporting the crucifix. The arrangement of the interior of the church is concentric, with the altar in the middle.

The floor of the church was designed by Arturo Luz, the Stations of the Cross by Vicente Manansala and Ang Kiukok, and the double-sided crucifix and altar base by Napoleon Abueva, all of whom are now National Artists. Since then, there have been modifications to the church and its surroundings; the altar base was changed from wood to marble, still by Napoleon Abueva and it is now fenced off, and the once open grounds that surrounded the church are now landscaped.